Alarm goes off again—
Toes touch the floor
Checks Facebook
Fifty six notifications?
What the ef?
I hate being tagged
What is there to eat?
Nothing much
I’ll just go to the drive thru
What should I wear?
Looks pensively
at options
Have my phone
Have my keys
Do I have everything?
Pocket vibrates—
What is it now?
Long exhale
Turns into parking lot
F***ing asshole
I was here first
I’ll have two number two meals
Each with a large coffee
With four creams added
Checks Twitter
Retweets
Presses heart
Have a nice day
Thanks, you too
Idiot forgot to add cream
Almost there
Better late than never
Checks Facebook
Where am I?
You’re in the hospital
Where’s my phone?
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