Monday, February 24, 2020

Millennial Haiku









Alarm goes off again—
Toes touch the floor
Checks Facebook



Fifty six notifications? 
What the ef?
I hate being tagged 



What is there to eat?
Nothing much
I’ll just go to the drive thru



What should I wear?
Looks pensively
at options 



Have my phone
Have my keys
Do I have everything? 



Pocket vibrates—
What is it now?
Long exhale



Turns into parking lot
F***ing asshole
I was here first 



I’ll have two number two meals
Each with a large coffee
With four creams added



Checks Twitter
Retweets
Presses heart



Have a nice day
Thanks, you too
Idiot forgot to add cream



Almost there
Better late than never
Checks Facebook



Where am I?
You’re in the hospital
Where’s my phone?














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