Monday, February 24, 2020

Millennial Haiku

Alarm goes off again—
Toes touch the floor
Checks Facebook

Fifty six notifications? 
What the ef?
I hate being tagged 

What is there to eat?
Nothing much
I’ll just go to the drive thru

What should I wear?
Looks pensively
at options 

Have my phone
Have my keys
Do I have everything? 

Pocket vibrates—
What is it now?
Long exhale

Turns into parking lot
F***ing asshole
I was here first 

I’ll have two number two meals
Each with a large coffee
With four creams added

Checks Twitter
Presses heart

Have a nice day
Thanks, you too
Idiot forgot to add cream

Almost there
Better late than never
Checks Facebook

Where am I?
You’re in the hospital
Where’s my phone?

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