Thursday, December 9, 2021

Eye Hate


The pastor

reformed in all his ways

defriending all the crazies

hunting down their snitches

preparing for war with non-existent enemies

The monk

seated in silence

preparing to offer the 9th mode

barking at guests afterward

resting among the dead

The parishioner

yapping about his studies

offering his gift of hospitality

freeloading off everyone else

wasting everyone’s time

The cantors

standing at the kliros

puppeteering better than Kermit

jerking off to their own cadence

embarrassing us all

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