As the proverb goes

every time I think

of you I churn cream

like wringing your nose

as the proverb goes

just an unpleasant

petty policy

wonk high on ego

30.33

choking the life out

from those bringing gifts

your highs are too high

your lows are too low

but what do you say

to those tenured clowns

with no competence

25.11

cats they are, choking

coughing, meowing

the plagal of tone

nine with our ears plugged

with our eyes blinking

from the burning stench

of their shite bemoans

20.14

but please correct me

instead of pressing

mute on their TV

please excuse me too

I'm the one with no

ability to

regulate volume

17.16

please forgive me

oh gracious master

who cares so much for

the sheep of his flock

who tends to their needs

incoherently

and does not call them

20.27

oh listen kindly

you who think highly

of his innocence

and benevolence

oh good and kind lord

bring some recompense

to this narcissist

21.2

stop being such a

goddamn curmudgeon

senile introvert

incompetent prig

passive aggressive

snob who loathes children

as the proverb goes

17.10