Friday, July 10, 2020

On Sale Indefinitely

Cases and cases for sale everywhere
Sales are going up at record rates
Twelve packs of gospel on sale at every store
Trikinis are on sale now, too
You'll need one for the beach
But only while walking from your car to your blanket
Once you sit down you'll only need two pieces
But only while snacking and drinking
And don't consume too much in one sitting, too
All bathrooms are now locked
Public health is our top priority
Case after case will be reported to your Savior

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