He did the hand waving tempo thing again
With muted voice and projection through nostrils
Pretending to know what he’s doing
With that pious man bun and beard on display
So I waved back with my left hand and finger
Waiting for him to notice what I was doing
I would have shouted,
‘Hey! Dick with ears!
Stop pretending you know what you’re doing!’
But we all were mid-prayer
And it’s not like I’m hiding my feelings anymore
So a prolonged hand wave back sufficed for now
I even wrote in the book of petitions
'Stop pretending there is no problem’
I don’t expect any confrontation
But even then I'd ask what the problem is
And if one points a finger
I’ll simulate his retarded hand waving tempo gesture
with my right hand
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